driftoffacliff:

date someone who uses their turn signal


unpresentable:

unpresentable:

Who else in here forget whatever you need to do when you’re on Tumblr

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skookumthesamoyed:

SKOOKUM is very nervous about this Henry Gale / Ben Linus situation on Lost!


collegehumor:

It’s 2014, Barbie.

collegehumor:

It’s 2014, Barbie.

(Source: lovelyladyls)


ah-shiyt:

dan-will-make-you-howell:

splantamello:

hotaimee:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

splantamello:

hydrogyne:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

  1. sugar
  2. honey
  3. flour
  4. egg
  5. salt

6. 1 tbs of butter

7. stir thoroughly

8. pour into baking pan

9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375

why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot

you smooth fucker

(Source: lammergeist)


(Source: glennoconnell)


(Source: memewhore)


(Source: memewhore)


alxsie:

3dsmallperson:

this little baby is smiling a lot! he did a great job and found around 250,000 tabs of ecstasy!!

that dog is gonna be off his face

alxsie:

3dsmallperson:

this little baby is smiling a lot! he did a great job and found around 250,000 tabs of ecstasy!!

that dog is gonna be off his face

(Source: 3dsmall)


crapolah:

mermaid man’s voice: EVIL EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL

crapolah:

mermaid man’s voice: EVIL EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL

(Source: negeki)